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Sloboda ili nesloboda, dovedena do apsurda?
“?ini sve što ti je volja” je od stoi?kog ideala prerasla do anarhisti?kog poimanja, sa natruhom neslobode. Što u?initi ako imaš sve? ?initi sve? Povu?i se u sebe?

Kona?no, priznavanje da si neslobodan, zna?i da ne znaš put prema slobodi.
Ispravan put se otvara kada si ga spreman slijediti…

“Ruka ruku mije” govori nam grafit u neposrednoj blizini novinarskog doma. Na prvi pogled uobi?ajena anarhisti?ka brljotina, no kad malo dublje pogledamo u zna?enje - ?to zna?i ostaviti pravila bez pravila, ne otkrivati izbor i ostati na novou “na?a stvar” (Cosa Nostra) ?
Anarhisti?ki simboli na taj na?in propagiraju filozofiju vrlo bliskoj onoj koju upravo organizirani kriminal ?eli “prodati”.
A kad se sjetimo malo povijesti, kako su Siciliju upravo ameri?ke vlasti predale u ruke mafije, zbog zasluga u II sv. ratu - slika postaje pomalo kompletnija…
Anarhija u rukama globalnog kapitala? Nezamislivo?
Teorija zavjere mo?e i vi?e i bolje…

Korica kruha na?eg nasu?nog… Ponudimo gostima kruha i soli.
Gorde izrike iz davnina.
A kada pogledamo stvarnost, dosta ljudi koje znam koru jednostavno ne jedu. Ili uzimaju onaj tanki kruh, koji je gotovo sama kora. Ukusima nikako udovoljit. Putuju?i po svijetu, vidjeh da kruh i sli?ne proizvode koriste za umatanje hrane, kao salvete, kao tanjure. Na? domet je sendvi?. No dobro, pod globalisti?kim pritiskom stavlja se u sredinu peciva ne?to.
U izlogu u susjedstvu za neznatan novac neki metalni kolac na koji se nabada pecivo (talijan) i u sredinu ugura hrenovka (frankfukter). Na? narod to voli, ?im se ne?to nabija na kolac, pa makar i metalni, budi to u nama animalne instinkte…

Pred godinu dana ?itao sam u nekim novinama komentar o tome kako je “pe?enje na ra?nju cijelih janjadi pred o?ima stranaca ne?to ?to ih u?asava”. Pa gledaju svinje kako se vrte. Pa se sjete Orvell-ove 1984… i dobiju asocijacije.
Do?li ovdje sklapati poslove, odmarati se, a kad tamo, nekog okre?u na ra?nju. Pa smo mi po zaklju?ku tog vrlog kolumnista “primitivci”.

Mi njegujemo na?e davne, slavenske obi?aje. Nije ba? op?e poznato da su Turci Osmanlije upravo od slavena preuzeli obi?aj nabadanja na kolac.

Ve? vidim kako se na?a delegacija priprema za odlazak na pjesmu Eurovizije idu?e godine u Ukrajinu. Da se poka?u. Ponjeti ?e kolce, tjerati pred sobom malo stado ovaca. Da se zabave, dok su sami, ovce idu beee i imaju sretan osmjeh… a kad do?u u goste, nema majci. Nabiju im ga… Usput ponesu i na?e slavensko pi?e, koje pijemo i mi i ukrajinci. Medovina, nije to medica koju piju oni u europskoj uniji… Uz to naravno malo crvena luka, kajmaka, ajvara, sve uvozno iz susjednih zemalja kojima smo “lokomotiva”. Da se ne zaboravi jedna plava lokomotiva od pred 25 godina, koja je i?la od sada?nje europske unije (sfu?ali doktori posao tamo) do zemlje u kojoj u roku pet minuta naprave mauzolej koji nakon koju godinicu vi?e ne posje?uju ovi iz zapadnih pokrajina…

No da ne duljim o bijelim uniformama, vratimo se na pjesmu eurovizije. Jer to je mjesto gdje smo i mi i ukrajinci dio “Europe”…
Dakle, krene na?a pjesma: OOOOOOjjjjjj…. we are the….. OOOOOjjjjj… love is in the air….. OOOOOjjjjj… Naravno, pri tome pokazujemo medve?e i vu?je ko?e, jer je li, jedina smo zemlja centralne europe s vukovima koje ?titimo, svi vukovi su pobjegli k nama sa zapada. Jedino jednog Vuka ne ?elimo da nam svrati s istoka. Neznano za?to, Vukovi su u nas za?ti?ena vrsta. Neki ih stavljaju na ambleme, a ne bi da nas posjete. Valjda zato ?to nismo janjad. To ide na kolac kod nas. Pa da se ne zabunimo. Bjesne su samo lisice, ?to tradicionalno love po Engleskoj. No lisice su istrijebili, nakotili se ze?evi. Pa po engleskoj svi mogu samo skakutat kao ze?evi. Kad ve? ne mogu raditi ne?to drugo kao ze?evi…
Dakle, pjesma eurovizije.
Na? stameni predstavnik, odjeven u medve?u ko?u, s ogrlicom od vu?jih zubi, s kolcem u lijevoj ruci, urli?e: OOOOOjjjj… Europo dolazim tebi…. OOOOjjjj… na ?to se ovi odmah odu?eve. I daju ukupno 3 boda, samo da na?i kona?no ispadnu u klasifikacijama. Ali da ne bi, Albanci, Crnogorci i Srbi, Makedonci i Bjelorusi dadu nam po 12 bodova i odmah pobje?ujemo. Pa si vi do?ite ovdje, dragi turisti, i slu?ajte na?e pjeva?e. Jer i oni moraju zaraditi za svoju koricu kruha…

Vrlo ?esto postoje preokupacije tipa: je li on za mene, pa godine, pa ovo ono… a postoje i razmišljanja o tome da li mi/mu je dosta veliki pa onda uspore?ivanje. No sve je to stvar ukusa. Iako nekada i funkcije.

Da zapo?nem sat seksualnog odgoja - po?eti ?emo pri?u o leptiru i cvijetu. Sleti leptir na cvijet, i opraši ga… Ali kako to rade leptiri? Svaka vrsta ima to?no odre?eni oblik specijaliziranih hvataljki, koje ulaze kao brava u klju?anicu… i onda nakon nekog vremena, eto male gusjenice koja se migolji…

Anketice za najhrabrije:

Koja su idealna svojstva muškosti?

Kao u leptira - glavno da stane
Kao u gorile (9 cm)
Samo je jedan i jedini…
Samo je jedan i jedini… 42,5 cm
Kit ulješara je moj idol
Bobitt - najbolji su kada ga nemaju…

Da bi me netko uzbudio, mora biti star…

nije važno, glavna je nevinost
hm, pa 14 godina, ako baš mora…
više od 16 godina
Punoljetnost. To je 18 godina, naravno.
Putoljetnost. To je 21 godina, naravno.
Više od 30
Više od 40
Više od 60…
Egipatske mumije su najbolje…
Nije važno, daj šta daš

NOebiUS: hi Gabi, I am Noebius
Gabi: ok
NOebiUS: NOebiUS
Gabi: Hi Noebius
NOebiUS: wait for a 2 minutes, ok?
Gabi: hahaha, crazy
Gabi: hey hi, so did you find out what happened yesterday?
NOebiUS: Hi. One wire get on fire, I sow that. and I unplag that device (I do not know what one it is…)
Gabi: so, did you resolve the problem?
NOebiUS: sure… no more fire. but it is dangerous, so I will this weekend unplug all wire in my room and make more sense

Gabi: what means blog?

NOebiUS: something like diary. people put their diary on the net so everybody could read it. and it is free of course, and become more popular. you edit it online in web browser (no censorship) like you put in some form. and then, you publish it on any page you want (if page have ftp) or just put on their site (then advertisment will be on top)
NOebiUS: and of course you could change location lately…
Gabi: I see
Gabi: you are so much in net
NOebiUS: http://noebius.blogspot.com/
Gabi: thanks
NOebiUS: this is just for fun… I start that in 15 minutes, to add one more took 5-10 minutes. we could put our conversation on blog so everybody in the world could read it
Gabi: haha, of course, why not
NOebiUS: that is a “big brother” concept. people put intimate details online…
Gabi:
NOebiUS: so you agree?
NOebiUS: do not be warry if it go wrong…
Gabi: if it go wrong?
NOebiUS: we could create one blog together - so other could read…
Gabi: read? for what?
NOebiUS: read manual on blogger.com
Gabi: why?
NOebiUS: people read anything. our story could be popular, you know…
Gabi: hahaha, come on, what story?
NOebiUS: what we write today here and now.
NOebiUS: our Saga… like “The Ring of Nibelung”
NOebiUS: or Mahabharata and Ramayana
NOebiUS:
Gabi: well, I don’t like very much the idea
Gabi: I don’t talk to you for public
NOebiUS: we are two inteligent people, you know.
Gabi: sure, I know
NOebiUS: sure… only stupid bastard expose themselfs in public.
Gabi: so?
NOebiUS: how do you like the concept? and my motto?
Gabi: good,but I don’t understand what you wrote. It is in Croatian
Gabi: but I hope, I wish, I accomplish is great
NOebiUS: I think that I will have a blog in near future on my site, so that way I will have a diary for my visitors. just to gain more visitors on my website (now I have about 950 visitors a day)
Gabi: 950? wow, how you know?
NOebiUS: look at statistic in log…
Gabi: hey you, you like to be popular
Gabi: to be in the center of attention
NOebiUS: I am popular, but just because I know how to attract visitors on the net.
NOebiUS: and they do not know how I look like … I love my privacy, to be “the one in the shadow…”
Gabi: and you know also, who visited your site?
Gabi: may be these are stupid people
Gabi: but you have photos on your site, right?
NOebiUS: no. photos are hidden and could not be found by search engine or any other way.
Gabi: or, I remember you told me
Gabi: wow, so you are “man in the shadow”
Gabi: like in the film

Gabi: Prvi dan. I tako ti se ja ulogiram, vidim Sto mi je na pameti i tako.
What it means?
NOebiUS: no, I am “The third man”
Gabi: third one?
NOebiUS: “First day. So I log on, see what is on my mind and so on.”
NOebiUS: 3rd man… you know, citra music, Vienna, 1946…
Gabi: or I see, so you can put everything you want
NOebiUS: very popular old film
Gabi: yes yes, I remember
NOebiUS: of course, no censorship. just to check how it works
Gabi: ok, and what you will put in future?
NOebiUS: I have no idea. one with links. other with diary. third with witty word. and so on. more blogs on my site, more pages…
Gabi: ok ok I see
NOebiUS: I found one with links to articles in “Pravda” about AIDS. great idea, I will create one to link to my articles in “Vjesnik”. It will be easier to keep pages with that technology
Gabi: you are crazy about all this internet staff
NOebiUS: just a minute I must go …
Gabi: you became dependent on net
Gabi: ok
Gabi: I will be back in 10 minutes
NOebiUS: I am back
NOebiUS: this one is very nice explanation… why not run news site? if you have an Idea… I will host your news site, and topis is your problem - It will be run by croatian low, and server is in the united states - so put anything you want. except pornography and hate page.
NOebiUS: (I shell not put hate page according to my contract).
Gabi: contract?
NOebiUS: sure. I pay for my web page. and in contract stay - no pornography and no hate site. and no copyright infragement, of course
Gabi: ok, now I understand
NOebiUS: try to make an log. for example, something like “living in a cottige in the countryside”
NOebiUS: something like “Northen Exposure” - you know, that serial about doctor in Alaska
Gabi: and?
NOebiUS: and talk about how you prepare with mama food for winter, people in the states will read it with attention (so wierd for them)
NOebiUS: lot of stuff that we find normal is very unusual to the other, you know.
Gabi: come on
Gabi: may be, that is true
Gabi: and vice versa too
NOebiUS: media changed. people arre tired of “big news”. they love to read about others… in a real, uncensored way.
NOebiUS: that happened on the net 2-3 years ago… you know.
Gabi: yes, that is true
Gabi: they need simple life stories
NOebiUS: and about a year and a half, after a dot com disaster, web go in direction of anarchy
NOebiUS: for example, what we talk now is very, very interesting.
Gabi: and?
Gabi: we talk about net, you think that is interesting?
Gabi: for people?
NOebiUS: sure, extremly interesting.
NOebiUS: so, tell me what nick name you want?
NOebiUS: I use “Noebius” - from dead austrian poet from 19 century.
Gabi: — censored —
NOebiUS: I know that one, is it ok to me to use that one in dialogue?
Gabi: may be something else, I need to think
Gabi: come on, you want to put it on line
NOebiUS: i sure, but I will edit it and you could change it if you do not like it
NOebiUS: just censorship
Gabi: well, in this way we can try
NOebiUS: just for fun.
NOebiUS: and to see how easy that technology is
Gabi: obvious, ok lets think
Gabi: well, lets try, and see how it works

In the old days, I was ordinary straight person who works a lot and love science fiction, classic music, read lot of stuff and collect books, films, music and magazines.

Then, sometimes in 1992, I discover PC & OS and other stuff, and was hooked up. About year and a half ago, I started on net, and the rest is history.

I love to write. Talking and listening to the people and about their problems is my job, but in mid 90’s I found myself in the need to create something on my own, to express myself. I started to write poetry, about new age that will become, away from the war, in the warm, humid world where people live in contemplation. Seeking for the love, days of proud and honor, in the tragedy of wisdom, I wait.

And I find myself. No rage, no hate anymore. And in my utopian world, I wander if there is someone similar. Few of my friends understood my feelings, symbolism of my words even fewer. So, I decided to learn more. In the literal sense, I sow worse in people, and try to change them. With some success, but always, definitely always, I have a hope that they will find their way of happiness and peace, as I did.

Well, so much about my past. And now, something about how did all the fuss begin.

I have a friend of a friend, who told me, that in some sense, my poetry and life is a kind of reincarnation of Noebius, 19th century Austrian poet. I find his biography, and, err … well, there is some similarity. Enough to take his name. (Rest of the name is where I origin from and am proud of.)

You see, I would like to create another avatar. First one was Moc, who found his way of life - Moc way. And the other is welcoming you on his creation day.

Welcome Noebius 2000, things will never be the same.